Some information for pony newbies

Some minutes ago I decided to look for some satanic pony-pages on the internet to find out if (some) ponies are satanic...but using google (never forget that Big Google is watching you...you and your all your stupid questions!) I wasn't even able to finish my own question as the suggested ones already caused a so-called FACEPALM....and now to make sure my pony followers would never ask such questions I'll answer them all!

1. Are ponies baby horses?
-NO! Baby horse = foal...and baby ponies are foals aswell.
2. Are ponies horses?
Yes, they are just smaller than 147cm
3. Are ponies real?
(Without considering some philosopher's definitions of reality such as Plato's Cave Allegory) YES!
4. Are ponies the same as horses?
Yes, only smaller...
5.Are ponies midget horses?
No -.-
6. Are ponies smarter than horses?
No, but smarter than the one who asked the next question...
7. Are bunnies herbivores?
No, they will rip your nose off and eat it instead of a carrot
8. Are ponies and horses the same species?
Back to question #2....Ponies are horses...are horses the same species as horses? YES
9. Are ponies different from horses?
Smaller...still!
10. Are ponies good pets?
YES!


 So now that we cleared all misunderstandings about ponies I have bad news for smurf fans aswell...but at least thats not my nut in the fruticake :P