Some information for pony newbies

Some minutes ago I decided to look for some satanic pony-pages on the internet to find out if (some) ponies are satanic...but using google (never forget that Big Google is watching you...you and your all your stupid questions!) I wasn't even able to finish my own question as the suggested ones already caused a so-called FACEPALM....and now to make sure my pony followers would never ask such questions I'll answer them all!

1. Are ponies baby horses?
-NO! Baby horse = foal...and baby ponies are foals aswell.
2. Are ponies horses?
Yes, they are just smaller than 147cm
3. Are ponies real?
(Without considering some philosopher's definitions of reality such as Plato's Cave Allegory) YES!
4. Are ponies the same as horses?
Yes, only smaller...
5.Are ponies midget horses?
No -.-
6. Are ponies smarter than horses?
No, but smarter than the one who asked the next question...
7. Are bunnies herbivores?
No, they will rip your nose off and eat it instead of a carrot
8. Are ponies and horses the same species?
Back to question #2....Ponies are horses...are horses the same species as horses? YES
9. Are ponies different from horses?
Smaller...still!
10. Are ponies good pets?
YES!


 So now that we cleared all misunderstandings about ponies I have bad news for smurf fans aswell...but at least thats not my nut in the fruticake :P

Listen for 10 hours and you are the amazing one...

Mhmmmmm....reminds me of something.......

Ohhh....:D








from: http://forum.mods.de/bb/thread.php?TID=207295&page=31

Popular Ponies Vol. V

Expecto...Pony!!!!!!!!!

What is the Hatter with me?

Edward Scissorhooves

 I'm wondering how they will be able to ride their 6-legged Horses like that...


 
from: http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hpmlp01.jpg
from :http://www.flickr.com/photos/marikasurinen/5172009216/
from: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=272172.0
from: http://www.toycutter.com/2010/04/watchmen-and-avatar-my-little-ponies.html

Ya, friendship better be magic

from: http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Wierd+Dreams/xlGwDky/221

Spiderman is not the only one...

from: http://cheezburger.com/5684942848

Haters...

from: http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/anti-brony/Hey+bronies/fzNBGsm/
from: http://weheartit.com/entry/11138760
from: http://bakugan.wikia.com/wiki/File:My-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-hater-gonna-hate-but-bronies-never-feel-it.gif

Spiderman is a Brony

from: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/now/res/67+50.html

....

from: http://www.sharenator.com/bronies/237665/Red_Pony-152695.html

Hairy & Scary

from: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/13/funny-pictures-get-em-boyz/

Rainbow Dash

from: http://www.homerj.de/index.php?show=forum&forum=4&thread=8344&start=7580

Pirate Pony

from: http://www.offmessage.com/2007/09/
from: http://www.itjustbugsme.com/forums/discussion/3538/my-girlfriend-is-pinkie-pie./p2
from :http://horseandman.com/saturday-phoblog/saturday-is-phoblog-day-halloween-costumes-seal-giraffe-bald-cats-and-more/

Popular Ponies Vol. IV

from :http://social.bioware.com/language.php?return_url=%2Fmsg.forum%2Fforum%2F1%2Ftopic%2F13%2Findex%2F8045742%2F438
from: http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/the-hitmonshark-and-some_random_aussie-only-ct.204128509/
from: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/drawfriend-stuff-83.html

Ponies & Pokémon

 Every Trainer playing Red, Blue or Yellow knows this feeling!

Popular Ponies Vol. III

revenge is a dish best served with pony 

Pony Sparrow...CAPTAIN Pony Sparrow

P-P-P-Ponyface!
 
from: http://fierceandnerdy.com/procrastinate-on-this-6
from: http://www.sodahead.com/topic/my-little-pony/?link=ibaf&q=&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001934115/5121641772_mylittlepony13_xlarge.jpeg
from: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/50505/lady-gaga-and-michael-jackson-get-my-little-pony-makeovers--pictures

Dashing Rainbowdash

 

















from: http://ffffound.com/image/3a9a4cb5614c5930d5b501d4eb69ea42225b5561

Pony Parody: Art

 It seems ponies also had a renaissance



  from: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=143775&p=8375193
from: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/8765

Barbies always sucked anyway...

 from: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2706731/Evil+pony/

Mad Hippopony

from :http://askell.deviantart.com/art/my-little-mad-pony-265378465

Haters are everywhere

 from: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2770293/Bender/
from: http://bronies.memebase.com/2012/01/31/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-you-make-rainbow-dash-sad/

Ponies for the win

OR:

from: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/54588/t1694840-poni-pic-thread-ii/6.htm
from: http://cheezburger.com/View/1330516224

Mhm...Ponies?^^

from: http://karbo.deviantart.com/journal/My-little-pony-yeah-270482142
from: http://www.themarysue.com/lauren-faust-my-little-pony/

A pony for the terminator

When I found this pic I thought "Oh, a prince on a white Horse".....then i looked closer....

from: http://bossip.com/331468/cry-me-a-river-arnold-says-being-the-governator-hurt-his-pockets12006/
from: http://umadbro.co/

E=pony*c²

from: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/images/27782119/title/rainbow-dash-photo

Ponies pwn

See :) Pony versus Porn still :)


from: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2622848/Ponies/

Is "My little Pony" satanic?

erm........

...well it seems Harry Potter, Ponies and the Smirfs just got a new foe: God.
Time to join Satan ;)

from: http://www.head-fi.org/t/568088/my-little-pony-appreciation-thread/675

Best of Pony Forum: Pony vs Porn!

Why Ponies are necessary Part I

What I found today in a MLP (My little Pony) - Forum

The thread title was "Ponies have changed me".
Apart from some people declaring that ponies and watching My little Pony made them self-confident and enjoy life more I also found:

So follow this blog to fight against porn and masturbation!
And in case you should even be tempted to have sex........download more ponies!!!!!!


Forever alone xD

Popular Ponies Vol. II

from: http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry.aspx?id=60782

Hairy & Scary

from: http://cheezburger.com/View/1930518784

Why so serious?

..............................................

Fuck yeah!

from:
http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-official-thread.49796/page-1197
http://www.portinaiodaltrimondi.com/my-little-modification-pony-by-mari-kasurinen/my-little-pony-joker

Vampires

Team Edward.......Team Jacob?! No.....

TEAM PONY!!!!!!!



from: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyfrancesk

Popular Ponies Vol. I

from: 
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/images/25333148/title/lord-ponies-fanart
http://thestaticinhersmile.tumblr.com/post/8180206376/slightestwind-incarbonite-lol-my-little
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/images/20864553/title/little-trony-fanart